piss-worthy
Sunday, Jul. 30, 2006 [] 10:37 a.m.
I'm blogging abt stuff that happened days ago. Shows how fast I am at updating. haa.
Three incredibly shit annoying things happened over the past week.. Here's a review:
ONE
That assholic i-can't-shut-up Petanque (however u spell it) guy sat behind us during chem lect on tues. Of course, oblivious to everyone he's annoying (poor us sitting in the row in front of him), he successfully pissed us off by talking ALL THROUGH the lecture. (And that was even when we bemoaned LOUDLY our sorry luck. His friend beside him looked embarrassed.) Yes. As he was walking down the stairs, he was talking. As he so conveniently chose a seat behind us (xw and I nearly screamed when fio pointed him out to us), he was talking. When the lecturer was talking, he was talking. When the lecturer was not talking, he was talking. GODDAMN IT JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP. and u noe WHY he has so much free time to talk? cos apparently, he'd go, "Oh XX u're copying right? later lend me photocopy." *@$#+&^%!@!%*
TWO
A blasted eight-yr-old mistakenly attended thursday's chem lect (why do all these !@*$#^ things happen during chem lect??!). Yep u guessed right. He (Guy2) was sitting right behind me.
Guy1: Oops I dropped my eraser.
(usually I wud just help the person pick up his/her stationery, but check out what happens next)
Guy2: *inane laughter* oh hahahaha are you going to *snort* ask her to open her *snort* legs? *more inane laughter*
Guy1: er...
Guy2: *snort* hahaha ask her to open her *inane laughter* legs..wahahaha
(this one-sided conversation goes on for abt 5 times.. and finally Guy1, who couldn't tahan not having an eraser..)
Guy1: (taps me on the shoulder) ermm.. sorry can u help me pick up my eraser? it's between ur legs.
Guy2: *giggle*
WTH??! First of all, it wasn't BETWEEN my legs, assholes. Besides being the most immature asses on planet Earth and beyond, these guys seriously need to review their fundamentals in English. I can't believe I didn't stuff the goddamn eraser up his nose. But then again I don't want no boogey dirtying my hands.
THREE
Hands up, those who have had annoying experiences with ur GP tutor. (everyone's hands in 05S** shoots up). Honestly, this woman ought to get the sack. We end sch at 1315 on fridays and so we sheduled a consultation slot with her for fri afternoon, and even though it was stated on the paper tt our slot was at 1345, she blatantly denied it and said it was at 1445. And then I thought she was nice when she offered to do it at 1345 cos some of us had cca later in the afternoon. Guess what. She never showed up, and she was enjoying the aircon in the STAFF LOUNGE (we have an eye-witness), all the while ignoring our calls! She finally picked up at 1415 and she didn't even apologise. WTH.
SHEESH.
I should rename this entry "Assholes run amok at **JC".
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